Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
[J.D. and Turk are dancing in costumes. Dr. Cox stares interested. When they stop] Please tell me this is just an intermission, 'cause I don't want this show to ever end.

J.D.:
Why are you here, Perry?

Dr. Cox:
To laugh, to cry, to cry from laughing, but mostly to laugh at two desperate guys on an iceslide to an irralivant middle age.

J.D.:
Well, not only have we been lettin' them know... [turns to turk] Is that the right expression?

Turk:
[mumbling to J.D] Yeah that's right, lettin' them know.

J.D.:
[to dr. Cox again] we've been lettin' them know, by doing the cabbage patch, the running man and the capoera.

Turk:
That's right, that's brazzilian dance fight! In your face.

Dr. Cox:
[looking around] Where's the jackass? [whissles for attention] Jackass! Come!

Cole Aaronson:
What up?

Dr. Cox:
Now you are the host of this party and to some extend the voice of your generation and while I sadly acknowledge that heralds the coming apocalypse I do value your opinion on one thing in particular.

Cole Aaronson:
Woaw... You're like shakespear, jo.

Dr. Cox:
I am. I am like shakespear, jo. Now look around the room really quick and tell me the five lamest people that you see. Feel free to start with me.

Cole Aaronson:
[points at dr. Cox] One: old. [points at Ted] two: bald and shiney. [points at Kelso] three: Superold. [points at security guard] four: checked out my jug at the urinal. and... [points at unknown guy] five: as weird junk, number four told me.

Turk:
We didn't make the list.

J.D.:
Nope, we didn't.

Turk:
You've just been served.

J.D.:
Yeah and you know what? We're going to rub it in your face a little bit by doing some brazilian fight dancing. Five, six, seven, eight [start dancing and J.D. kicks Turk accidentically in the face and Turk falls down]

Dr. Cox:
That was outstanding!

J.D.:
[voice over] Sometimes reality takes the form of a kick to the head...

Cole Aaronson:
SOrry bros. You've just been brougt to the numbers one and two of my lame-list.

J.D.:
Why I think Turk should be numer one cause he appears to be bleeding. [while Dr. Cox makes a photo of Turk lying there you hear J.D. his voice]... Other times it gets right up in your grill.