Second City TV1976

Moe Green:
[on Dialing for Dollars] [to camera] We're trying to reach Mr. Paul Pope of Melonville to see if he knows the name of tonight's movie.

Moe Green:
[sfx phone ring] Hello?

Moe Green:
Hello, is this Paul Pope?

Pope Paul:
No. This is Pope Paul.

Moe Green:
Pope Paul? [to camera] We seem to have reached the Vatican, ladies and gentlemen.

Moe Green:
[to phone] Well, hello, your Holiness, this is Moe Green on Dialing for Dollars.

Pope Paul:
Moe Green? Weren't you... hamana hamana [memory lapse]

Moe Green:
Uh, no. Your Holiness, we're trying to find someone who can tell us the name of tonight's movie.

Pope Paul:
Movie?

Moe Green:
Yes. Would you like to take a guess? If you're correct, you'll win the jackpot of SIXTEEN dollars.

Pope Paul:
Uh... hmmm... The Doberman Gang?

Moe Green:
Oooo, I'm sorry, that isn't the name of tonight's movie, so that means that our jackpot will increase to SEVENTEEN dollars.