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George Costanza:
[George rushes into Jerry's apartment] Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries?

Jerry:
No, what happened to you?

George Costanza:
All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer "Vandelay Industries".

Jerry:
I'm Vandelay Industries?

George Costanza:
Right.

Jerry:
What is that?

George Costanza:
You're in latex.

Jerry:
What do I do with latex?

George Costanza:
I don't know, you manufacture it.

Elaine:
Right here in this little apartment?

Jerry:
And what do I say about you?

George Costanza:
You're considering hiring me for your latex salesman.

Jerry:
I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman? I don't think so. Why would I do that?

George Costanza:
Because I asked you to.

Jerry:
If you think I'm looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff.