Seinfeld1989

Cosmo Kramer:
You're wasting your life.

George Costanza:
I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.

Cosmo Kramer:
OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?

George Costanza:
No.

Cosmo Kramer:
You got money?

George Costanza:
No.

Cosmo Kramer:
Do you have a woman?

George Costanza:
No.

Cosmo Kramer:
Do you have any prospects?

George Costanza:
No.

Cosmo Kramer:
You got anything on the horizon?

George Costanza:
Uh, no.

Cosmo Kramer:
Do you have any action at all?

George Costanza:
No.

Cosmo Kramer:
Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

George Costanza:
I like to get the Daily News.