Seinfeld1989

George Costanza:
[about a nice, new apartment that Jerry's thinking of getting] Listen, if you are feeling uncomfortable about this at all... *at all*... Do not feel like you have to take it.

Jerry:
Why?

George Costanza:
If you're having second thoughts, if you didn't want it, don't worry about it... because, uh, you know... I-I-I could take it, you know.

Jerry:
You could take it? You want it?

George Costanza:
No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Jerry:
So you... *do* want it?

George Costanza:
No, I want it if you don't want it.

Jerry:
You just said you wanted it!

George Costanza:
No. I'm saying, if a situation arose in which you didn't want it, I might take it.