Seinfeld1989

Cosmo Kramer:
You want to get outta here? Here's what we do. We leave the car here, we take the plates off, we scratch the serial number off the engine block, and we walk away.

Jerry:
Walk away?

Cosmo Kramer:
You've got insurance. You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.

Jerry:
Isn't there a deductible?

Cosmo Kramer:
All right, what is your deductible?

Jerry:
I don't know.

Cosmo Kramer:
Yes, because they've already deducted it.

Jerry:
From what?

Cosmo Kramer:
The car, which we're leaving. So the net is zero. See you pocket the money, if there is any, and you get a new car.

Jerry:
We're not leaving the car.

Cosmo Kramer:
All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company, you'll have to work this out with maroon Golf.