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George Costanza:
Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.

Clarence:
Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.

George Costanza:
I tell ya, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships. [Laughs] The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence? [Laughs] .

Clarence:
[Defensively] We had to abandon ship.

George Costanza:
Well, all vacations have to end eventually.

Clarence:
The boat sank!

George Costanza:
[Holding up Kramer's book] According to this, it took 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath - no offence. [pause] So, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment, and letting me shove off in this beauty?