Seinfeld1989

Jerry:
So that's it, you're out.

George Costanza:
Except for one small problem. I left some books in her apartment.

Jerry:
So? Go get them.

George Costanza:
No I can't go back there. Jerry, it's so awkward. It could be dangerous. Sexually ,something could happen. I'd be right back where I started from.

Jerry:
So forget about the books. Did you read them?

George Costanza:
Well, yeah.

Jerry:
What do you need them for?

George Costanza:
I don't know. They're books.

Jerry:
What's the obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies! What do you need it for after you read it?