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Cosmo Kramer:
Well you know they don't allow outside drinks in the movie theater. So I had to put it in my shirt and sneak it in.

Jackie Chiles:
Yeah, see they like to sell their own coffee.

Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, now is that going to be a problem?

Jackie Chiles:
Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Cosmo Kramer:
It's definitely preposterous.

Jackie Chiles:
So. Then what happened?

Cosmo Kramer:
Well I was trying to get to my seat and I had to step over someone and I kind of got pushed and it spilled on me.

Jackie Chiles:
Was there a top on it?

Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah

Jackie Chiles:
Now did you put the top on or did they put the top on for you?

Cosmo Kramer:
No. They put the top on.

Jackie Chiles:
And they made the top. You didn't make the top did you? [Kramer motions that he did not make the top] [to secretary over intercom] Suzie. I want you to go down to Java World. Get me a cafe latte with a top. [to Kramer] We're gonna run some test on that top. Have you been to the doctor?

Cosmo Kramer:
No. No, I haven't.

Jackie Chiles:
Suzie. Call Dr. Bison. Set up an appointment for Mr. Kramer here. Tell him it's from me.

Cosmo Kramer:
So, what do you think, Mr. Chiles.

Jackie Chiles:
Jackie

Cosmo Kramer:
Jackie. I mean, we have a chance?

Jackie Chiles:
Do we have a chance? You get me one coffee drinker on that jury, you gonna walk outta there a rich man.