Seinfeld1989

Jerry Seinfeld:
[dark corner of Italian restaurant] Ah, excuse me, I'm looking for a Mr. Ciccio.

Ciccio:
Si, si, I'mma Ciccio.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Poppy sent me to see you, Mr. Ciccio.

Ciccio:
Si, si, Poppy.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Um, did he, did he mention to you why I called?

Ciccio:
Si, the house in Tuscana.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Yeah, right, right. So is there anything there to rent?

Ciccio:
Si. Two million a Lira. You give me the check.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I didn't actually want to rent it.

Ciccio:
The keys, here are the keys. You give me the check. Two million a Lira. Seventeen hundred Americana. Molto generoso. [a man approaches and whispers into Ciccio's ear]

Ciccio:
[to the man] Ah, si, si.

Jerry Seinfeld:
[nerviously watches the man walk away] So see um, I didn't say that I wanted to rent it, I was just wondering if there were... houses there to rent.

Ciccio:
Si. [holds up the keys] Thissa one! Capiche?