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Jerry:
[Opening scene: In Jerry's apartment, Jerry is at the table and Elaine is on the phone] Elaine, see this t-shirts. Six years I've had this t-shirt. It's my best one. I call it... Golden Boy.

Elaine Benes:
I'm on the phone here.

Jerry:
Golden Boy is always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Here, touch Golden Boy!

Elaine Benes:
No thanks. [to the phone] Yeah, Yeah I'll hold.

Jerry:
But, see. Look at the collar. See it's fraying. Golden Boy is slowly dying. Each wash is brings him one step closer. That's what makes the t-shirt such a tragic figure.

Elaine Benes:
Why don't you just let Golden Boy soak in the sink with some Woolite?

Jerry:
No! The reason he's iron man is because he goes out there and plays every game. Wash! Spin! Rinse! Spin! You take that away from him, you break his spirit!