Seinfeld1989

Elaine Benes:
Can I have a medium diet coke?

Concessionaire:
Do you want the medium size or the middle size?

Elaine Benes:
What's the difference?

Concessionaire:
Well, we have three sizes: medium, large, and jumbo.

Elaine Benes:
What happened to the small?

Concessionaire:
There is no small. Small's medium.

Elaine Benes:
What's medium?

Concessionaire:
Medium is large and large is jumbo.

Elaine Benes:
Ok. Give me the large.

Concessionaire:
That's medium.

Elaine Benes:
Right! Can I have a small popcorn?

Concessionaire:
There is no small. Child size is small!

Elaine Benes:
What's medium?

Concessionaire:
Adult.

Elaine Benes:
Do adults ever order the child size?

Concessionaire:
Not usually.

Elaine Benes:
Ok. Give me the adult.

Concessionaire:
Do you want butter?

Elaine Benes:
Is it real butter?

Concessionaire:
It's butter flavored!

Elaine Benes:
But what is it made of?

Concessionaire:
It's yellow!