Seinfeld1989

George Costanza:
[to Jerry] You're a good friend. If you killed somebody, I wouldn't turn you in.

[George leaves]

Jerry:
Hey, Kramer, if I killed somebody, would you turn me in?

Cosmo Kramer:
Definitely.

Jerry:
You're kidding!

Cosmo Kramer:
No, no. I would turn you in.

Jerry:
You would turn me in?

Cosmo Kramer:
I wouldn't even think about it.

Jerry:
I can't believe I'm hearing this. You're supposed to be a friend of mine!

Cosmo Kramer:
Well, what kind of person are you going around killing people?

Jerry:
Well, I am sure I had a good reason!

Cosmo Kramer:
Well, if you'll kill this person, who's to say I wouldn't be next?

Jerry:
But you know me!

Cosmo Kramer:
I thought I did!