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Jerry Seinfeld:
Hey, is this your half a can of soda in the fridge?

Cosmo Kramer:
No, that's yours. My half is gone.

Jerry Seinfeld:
What?

Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, I put my half a can here on the tab. Why, what's your beef?

Jerry Seinfeld:
You cannot buy half a can of soda.

Cosmo Kramer:
Well, why not?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Well, I don't wanna get into the whole physics of carbonation with you here, but you know the sound a can makes when you open it?

Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah.

Jerry Seinfeld:
That is the sound of you buying a whole can.