Seinfeld1989

Jerry Seinfeld:
C'mon, you're lucky to have anybody.

Uncle Leo:
Last week you told me I was in my prime, I should be swinging.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Swinging? What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.