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[Jerry and George are at Monk's]

Jerry Seinfeld:
Oh, no, it's Kenny. Slide out so he can't sit down.

[George and Jerry each slide to the end of their booth seats]

Kenny:
Hey.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Hey.

Kenny:
You worn the suit yet?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Actually, I did. I put it on last night and slept in it.

Kenny:
You did?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Oh, I'm joking.

Kenny:
OH! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Can I squeeze in?

George Costanza:
[bleakly] Sure you can.

Kelly:
Can I take your order?

Kenny:
What kind of soup do you have?

Jerry Seinfeld:
Why don't you get a sandwich?

Kenny:
Okay, I'll have tomato soup and, ah, tuna on toast.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Okay. This is it, you know. This is the meal, so stock up, buddy boy.

Kenny:
What are you talking about? This isn't a meal.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Yes it is. Soup and sandwich. That is a meal.

Kenny:
You're supposed to buy me dinner in a nice restaurant, like Mendy's.

Jerry Seinfeld:
I tried to do that.

Kenny:
This is lunch in a coffee shop.

Jerry Seinfeld:
Doesn't matter, this is it. This completes the transaction.

Kenny:
Ah, soup and a sandwich for a brand-new Armani suit. Is that any kind of gesture?