Seinfeld1989
Genre: Comedy
[In Central Park, George is taking a walk with Kelly, whom he believes to be single]
Kelly:
I'm just doing this waitress thing for a while, because I wanted to go to Europe this summer and I could use a few extra... Careful.
[She points to the ground, so that George will see the fresh horse manure and avoid stepping in it]
George Costanza:
Oh. It's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.
Kelly:
That's a nice watch, George.
George Costanza:
Yeah.
Kelly:
You know, my boyfriend has the same one.
George Costanza:
[She has a boyfriend?] Huh. Really?
Kelly:
Yeah, he loves watches. He's a real watch freak.
George Costanza:
Well, how about that?
Kelly:
Ooh, look out. You stepped right in it.
George Costanza:
Yes, I sure did.
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