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Elaine Benes:
[Beginning of the episode, in a restroom stall at the theater] What a dope! Uh... excuse me. Umm... I'm sorry. This is... this is kind of embarrassing but there's no toilet paper over here.

Jane:
[From the stall on Elaine's right] Are you talking to me?

Elaine Benes:
Yeah. I just forgot to check. So if you could just spare me some.

Jane:
No, I'm sorry.

Elaine Benes:
What?

Jane:
No I'm sorry, I can't spare it.

Elaine Benes:
You can't spare it?

Jane:
No, there's not enough to spare.

Elaine Benes:
Well I don't need much. Just 3 squares will do it.

Jane:
I'm sorry. I don't have a square to spare. Now if you don't mind.

Elaine Benes:
3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares?

Jane:
No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.

Elaine Benes:
Oh, is it two-ply? Cause if it's two-ply, I'll take one ply. One ply, one, one! puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply.

Jane:
Look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply. [She flushes and leaves]

Elaine Benes:
No, no, no, no! Don't! Don't! I beg you!