Seinfeld1989

George Costanza:
Oh my god, it's exactly the same.

Jerry Seinfeld:
What?

George Costanza:
When I was 10 years old, my parents had the very same statue on the mantle, in our apartment exactly and one day I grabbed it, as a microphone. I was singing MacArthur Park, and I got to the part about "They'll never have that recipe again" and it slipped out of my hand and broke, my parents looked at me like I had smashed the Ten Commandments. To this day they bring it up, it was the single most damaging moment of my life, aside from seeing my Father naked.