Seinfeld1989

Jerry Seinfeld:
[opening lines] Went to dinner the other night, check came at the end of the meal. Never liked the "check at the end of the meal" system. Money's a different thing before you eat. before you eat, money has no value. You don't care when you're hungry You sit down in a restaurant, you're like the ruler of an empire. "More drink! Appetizers! Quickly, quickly! It will be the greatest meal of our lives." Than after the meal, you know, you got your pants open, you got the napkins destroyed, cigarette butt in the mashed potatoes. Then the check comes at that moment. people are always upset, you know? They're mystified by the check. "What is this? How could this be?"They start passing it around the table, "Does this look right to you? We're not hungry now. Why are we buying all this food?"