Seinfeld1989

George Costanza:
Excuse me, I think I made a big mistake. I'd like my deposit back, please.

Jiffy Park Guy:
What's the problem?

George Costanza:
You've got hookers turning tricks in my car, how's that for starters?

Jiffy Park Guy:
Ah, that is all hearsay.

George Costanza:
All right, very good. I'd like my car and deposit back, please.

Jiffy Park Guy:
Can't do it.

George Costanza:
What do you mean?

Jiffy Park Guy:
If you read the agreement you signed, the deposit is non-refundable.

George Costanza:
Well does it say anything in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse? I don't remember reading that clause either.

Jiffy Park Guy:
What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.

George Costanza:
[frustrated] All right, just give me my car so I can get the hell out of here.

Jiffy Park Guy:
That's going to be a problem.

George Costanza:
Why?

Jiffy Park Guy:
It's all the way in the back. We can't get it out for a couple of days.

George Costanza:
What are you talking about? I want my car!

Jiffy Park Guy:
We ask that you please bare with us.

George Costanza:
Bare with you? This is a parking lot! People are supposed to be able to get their cars.

Jiffy Park Guy:
Ideally.