Seinfeld1989
Genre: Comedy
[Jerry is in Florida; Elaine is in his apartment, talking to him on the telephone. George enters the apartment]
George Costanza:
Jerry?
Elaine Benes:
He's still down with his folks.
George Costanza:
What are you doing here?
Jerry Seinfeld:
[worriedly] Elaine? *Elaine?*
Elaine Benes:
[ignoring Jerry] I'm gettin' his mail.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Oh, no.
George Costanza:
He asked you to get the mail?
Elaine Benes:
Mm-hmm.
George Costanza:
[George grabs the phone from Elaine] Jerry, why is Elaine getting your mail?
Jerry Seinfeld:
George, listen to me. I have a very important job for you.... I want you to come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.
George Costanza:
Well, what about the mail?
Jerry Seinfeld:
This is far more important. You *must* exercise the gaskets, George.
George Costanza:
All right, Jerry; I'll do it. See ya. [hangs up]
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