Sesame Street1969

Prairie Dawn:
[Introducing Bert's play about taking care of one's teeth] Hello everyone, boys and girls. I want to welcome you and thank you for coming to see today's show. Today's show was written entirely by Bert, and was directed by Bert, and stars none other then our old friend Bert. If the play was just wonderful, you can thank Bert, but if the play was horrible, you have no one but Bert to blame.

Bert:
[after appearing from behind the curtain] Prairie, will you stop that? Just go to the piano and start the play!

Prairie Dawn:
[quieter] The stage manager is also Bert.