Sex and the City1998

Carrie:
[offscreen] The only thing harder than choosing a spot for your wedding when you hate weddings is choosing a wedding gift for your friend who hates weddings.

Charlotte:
What about a guest book?

Carrie:
There's gonna be like eight of us there. There's no one to keep track of. I can't believe Miranda is getting married.

Charlotte:
[holds up heart shaped dish] This is pretty!

Samantha:
Oh, she'll hate that. Too domestic.

Carrie:
And too bridey.

Samantha:
Yeah, let's try not to piss her off.

Charlotte:
Maybe we should just buy her a stapler, wrap it in brown paper and just smear some dog poo on it! Think she'd be comfortable with that?

Carrie:
Fine. We'll get the dish.