Sex and the City1998

[Talking about oral sex]

Charlotte York:
The truth is, I hate doing it.

Samantha Jones:
Honey, you can't be serious!

Miranda Hobbes:
Are you telling us you never perform this act?

Carrie:
She'll juggle, she'll spin plates, but she won't give head.

Charlotte York:
I don't like putting it in my mouth! I have a very sensitive gag reflex and it makes me want to puke!

Miranda Hobbes:
That's one way to say no.

Charlotte York:
It's not like I haven't tried. I practiced on a banana, I pretended it was a Popsicle, but... I just don't like it.

Miranda Hobbes:
Personally, I'm loving it, up to the point where the guy wants me to swallow.

Carrie:
Well that's just, that's really a judgment call.

Samantha Jones:
Some men just take it so personally if you don't.

Miranda Hobbes:
Some guys don't give you a choice!

Carrie:
Well that's just bad behavior.

Charlotte York:
Are you honestly telling me you like it?

Carrie:
Well, it's not my favorite thing on the menu, but you know, I'll order it from time to time, and, with the right guy, it can be nice.

Miranda Hobbes:
Oral sex is like God's gift to women. - You can get off without worrying about getting pregnant.

Samantha Jones:
Plus the sense of power is such a turn-on, maybe you're on your knees, but you got him by the balls.

Charlotte York:
You see, that is the reason that I don't want to go down this road.

Carrie:
Well sweetheart, if you're gonna get all choked up about it... [Carrie and Miranda exchange looks about the pun] , just don't do it, don't do it!

Miranda Hobbes:
But if you don't go down on him, how can you expect him to go down on you?

Charlotte York:
I don't.

Miranda Hobbes:
Oh, well, forget it! I only give head to get head!

Samantha Jones:
Me, too.