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Steve:
[Steve walks into the kitchen and nicks one of Debbie's toast soldiers and dips into the yoke of Carl's fried egg] I bet you hate it when that happens.

Ian Gallagher:
They're his tits.

Steve:
What?

Ian Gallagher:
It's the only reason he does eggs and he's just licked that one.

Lip:
And with a stonking abscess so a bit more protein than you banked on, Steve!