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Carl:
[Carl is drunk and staggering around the kitchen having a go at everyone] Same goes for you.

Veronica:
Me!

Carl:
Yeah, you!

Veronica:
Oh yeah.

Carl:
I don't like your bathroom!

Veronica:
[Veronica grabs carl by the chin] well stay out of it then smelly arse!

Kev:
Aw, leave him alone he's tanked.

Ian:
Who let him get like that?

Lip:
[points to Veronica] She did.

Veronica:
We're just celebrating the fact that you're not dead Ian! [he had a bad case of food poisoning]

Lip:
[hands a glass of milk to Carl] Come on Carl, drink this.

Carl:
[to Kash] And you, you robbing bastard!

Ian:
Carl, cut it out.

Carl:
How much are your Twix meant to be?

Kash:
49p

Carl:
So, how much are a quarter of midgie demmers meant to be?

Kash:
28p.

Carl:
Yeah, so how much is it meant to come to then, you robbing bastard!

Ian:
Carl, I'm warning you.

Kash:
77p!

Carl:
No, it's not, it's 77!

Kash:
Yeah! I said 77p!

Carl:
Did ya, OK, sorry, sorry, Kash, I love your shop and your daughter is a stunner. [Kash has a vision of Carl marrying his daughter and gets a look of horror on his face]