Sherlock2010

[Sending John in the field, Sherlock looks at a case from the comfort of his apartment via webcam]

Sherlock Holmes:
Look, this is a 6. No point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a 7, we agreed. Now, go back. Show me the grass.

Dr. John Watson:
When did we agree that?

Sherlock Holmes:
We agreed it yesterday. Stop! Closer.

Dr. John Watson:
I wasn't even at home yesterday. I was in Dublin.

Sherlock Holmes:
It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.

[doorbell rings]

Sherlock Holmes:
[to the door] Shut up!

Dr. John Watson:
You just carry on talking when I'm away?

Sherlock Holmes:
I don't know. How often are you away?