Sherlock2010

Sherlock Holmes:
[as John is typing] No no no, don't mention the unsolved ones!

Dr. John Watson:
People want to know you're human.

Sherlock Holmes:
Why?

Dr. John Watson:
'Cause they're interested.

Sherlock Holmes:
No, they're not... why are they?

Dr. John Watson:
Mm, look at that. One thousand eight hundred and ninety five.

Sherlock Holmes:
Sorry, what?

Dr. John Watson:
I reset that counter last night. This blog has had nearly 2,000 hits in the last eight hours. THIS is your living, Sherlock, not two hundred and forty types of tobacco ash.

Sherlock Holmes:
[lights a blowtorch] Two hundred and forty-three.