Sherlock2010

Irene Adler:
[stark naked before them] D'you know the big problem with a disguise, Mr. Holmes? However hard you try, it's always a self-portrait.

Sherlock Holmes:
You think I'm a vicar with a bleeding face?

Irene Adler:
No, I think you're damaged, delusional and believe in a higher power. In your case, it's yourself. And somebody loves you. Oh, if I had to punch that face...

Irene Adler:
[looks over at John]... I'd avoid your nose and teeth, too.

Dr. John Watson:
[laughs nervously] Could you put something on, please? Uh, anything at all. A napkin...

Sherlock Holmes:
Why? Are you feeling exposed?

Irene Adler:
I don't think John knows where to look.

[Stands up and offers coat to Irene]

Irene Adler:
No, I think he knows exactly where. I'm not sure about you.

Sherlock Holmes:
If I were to look at naked women, I'd borrow John's laptop.

Dr. John Watson:
You do borrow my laptop.

Sherlock Holmes:
I confiscate it.