Sherlock2010

Dr. John Watson:
You were dead on a slab. It was definitely you.

Irene Adler:
DNA tests are only as good as the records you keep.

Dr. John Watson:
And I bet you know the record keeper.

Irene Adler:
I know what he likes, and I needed to disappear.

Dr. John Watson:
Then how come I can see you, and I don't even want to.

Irene Adler:
Look, I made a mistake. I sent something to Sherlock for safekeeping and now I need it back, so I need your help.

Dr. John Watson:
No.

Irene Adler:
It's for his own safety.

Dr. John Watson:
So's this: tell him you're alive.

Irene Adler:
I can't.

Dr. John Watson:
Fine. I'll tell him, and I still won't help you.

Irene Adler:
What do I say?

Dr. John Watson:
What do you normally say? You've texted him a LOT!

Irene Adler:
Just the usual stuff.

Dr. John Watson:
There is no "usual" in this case.

Irene Adler:
"Good morning. I like your funny hat. I'm sad tonight. Let's have dinner." "You looked sexy on Crime Watch, let's have dinner." "I'm not hungry. Let's have dinner."

Dr. John Watson:
You... flirted... with Sherlock Holmes?

Irene Adler:
AT him. He never replies.

Dr. John Watson:
Sherlock always replies - to everything. He's Mr. Punchline. He will outlive God trying to have the last word.

Irene Adler:
Does that make me special?

Dr. John Watson:
I don't know. Maybe.