Sherlock2010

Sherlock Holmes:
You can't just break into my flat.

DI Lestrade:
And you can't withhold evidence. And I didn't "break" in to your flat.

Sherlock Holmes:
Well, what do you call this then?

DI Lestrade:
It's a drugs bust.

Dr John Watson:
Seriously. This guy, a junkie? Have you met him?

Sherlock Holmes:
John.

Dr John Watson:
I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything you could call recreational.

Sherlock Holmes:
John, you probably want to shut up now.

Dr John Watson:
Yeah, but come on. No.

Sherlock Holmes:
What?

Dr John Watson:
You?

Sherlock Holmes:
Shut up. I'm not your sniffer dog.

DI Lestrade:
No, Anderson's my sniffer dog.

Sherlock Holmes:
What, A... Anderson, what are you doing here on a drugs bust?

Anderson:
Oh, I volunteered.

DI Lestrade:
They all did. They're not strictly speaking *on* the drug squad, but they're very keen.

Sgt Sally Donovan:
[holding up a jar] Are these human eyes?

Sherlock Holmes:
Put those back.

Sgt Sally Donovan:
But they were in the microwave.

Sherlock Holmes:
It's an experiment.