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Dr John Watson:
People don't have archenemies.

Sherlock Holmes:
I'm sorry?

Dr John Watson:
In real life. There are no archenemies in real life. Doesn't happen.

Sherlock Holmes:
Doesn't it? Sounds a bit dull.

Dr John Watson:
So who did I meet?

Sherlock Holmes:
What do REAL people have, then, in their... REAL lives?

Dr John Watson:
Friends... and people they know, people they... like, people they don't like, girlfriends, boyfriends...

Sherlock Holmes:
Well, as I was saying, dull.

Dr John Watson:
You don't have a girlfriend, then?

Sherlock Holmes:
Girlfriend? No, not really my area.

Dr John Watson:
Oh, right. D'you have a boyfriend? - which is fine, by the way.

Sherlock Holmes:
I know it's fine.

Dr John Watson:
So you got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes:
No.

Dr John Watson:
Right. Okay. You're unattached, just like me. Right. Good.

Sherlock Holmes:
John, erm... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work, and while I'm flattered by your interest...

Dr John Watson:
No.

Sherlock Holmes:
...I'm really not looking for any...

Dr John Watson:
No. I'm... not asking... No. I'm just saying, it's all fine.

Sherlock Holmes:
Good. Thank you.