Sherlock2010

Sherlock Holmes:
Sorry. Gotta dash. I think I left my riding crop in the mortuary.

Dr John Watson:
Is that it?

Sherlock Holmes:
Is that what?

Dr John Watson:
We've only just met, and we're going to go and look at a flat?

Sherlock Holmes:
Problem?

Dr John Watson:
We don't know a thing about each other. I don't know where we're meeting. I don't even know your name.

Sherlock Holmes:
I know you're an Army doctor, and you've been invalided home from Afghanistan. I know you've got a brother who's worried about you, but you won't go to him for help because you don't approve of him, possibly because he's an alcoholic, more likely because he recently walked out on his wife, and I know your therapist thinks your limp's psychosomatic - quite correctly, I'm afraid. That's enough to be going on with, don't you think? The name's Sherlock Holmes, and the address is 221-B Baker Street. Afternoon.