Sherlock2010

Sherlock Holmes:
Ah, Anderson. Here we are again.

Anderson:
It's a crime scene. I don't want it contaminated. Are we clear on that?

Sherlock Holmes:
Quite clear. And is your wife away for long?

Anderson:
Oh, don't pretend you worked that out. Somebody told you that.

Sherlock Holmes:
Your deodorant told me that.

Anderson:
My deodorant?...

Sherlock Holmes:
It's for men.

Anderson:
Well, of course it's for men! I'm wearing it!

Sherlock Holmes:
So's Sergeant Donovan.

Sherlock Holmes:
[sniffs] Whoo... and I think it just vaporised. May I go in?

Anderson:
Now, look, whatever you're trying to imply...

Anderson:
I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round for a nice little chat and just HAPPENED to stay over. And I assume she scrubbed your floors, going by the state of her knees.