Sherlock2010

Bill Wiggins:
Is it his shirt?

Sherlock Holmes:
I'm sorry?

Bill Wiggins:
Well, it's the creases, innit? The two creases down the front. It's been recently folded but it's not new. You must have dressed in a hurry this morning - so all your shirts must be kept like that. But why? Maybe 'cause you cycle to work every morning, shower when you get there an' then dress in the clothes you brought with ya. You keep your shirts folded ready to pack.

Sherlock Holmes:
Not bad.

Bill Wiggins:
An' I further deduce you've only started recently because you've got a bit of chafing.

Sherlock Holmes:
No, he's always walked like that. Remind me, what's your name again?

Bill Wiggins:
They call me the Wig.

Sherlock Holmes:
No they don't.

Bill Wiggins:
[awkwardly] Well, they... they call me Wiggy.

Sherlock Holmes:
Nope.

Bill Wiggins:
Bill. Bill Wiggins.

Sherlock Holmes:
Nice observational skills, Billy.