Sherlock2010

Dr. John Watson:
You! What have I ever done - hm? - my whole life to deserve you?

Sherlock Holmes:
Everything.

Dr. John Watson:
Sherlock, I've told you... shut up.

Sherlock Holmes:
No, I mean it, seriously. Everything - everything you've ever done - is what you did.

Dr. John Watson:
Sherlock, one more word and you will not need morphine.

Sherlock Holmes:
You were a doctor who went to war. You're a man who couldn't stay in the suburbs for more than a month without storming a crack den, beating up a junkie. Your best friend is a sociopath who solves crimes as an alternative to getting high. That's me, by the way. Hello. Even the landlady used to run a drug cartel.

Mrs. Hudson:
It was my husband's cartel. I was just typing.

Sherlock Holmes:
And exotic dancing.