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Mrs. Hudson:
And I noticed you published another of your stories, Dr. Watson.

Dr. John Watson:
Yes, did you enjoy it?

Mrs. Hudson:
No.

Dr. John Watson:
Oh?

Mrs. Hudson:
I never enjoy them.

Dr. John Watson:
Why not?

Mrs. Hudson:
Well, I never say anything do I? According to you, I just show people up the stairs and serve you breakfast.

Dr. John Watson:
Well, within the narrative that is, broadly speaking, your function.

Mrs. Hudson:
My *what*?

Sherlock Holmes:
Don't feel singled out, Mrs Hudson. I'm hardly in the dog one.

Dr. John Watson:
The dog one?

Mrs. Hudson:
I'm your landlady, not a plot device.

Dr. John Watson:
Do you mean 'Hound of the Baskervilles'?