Sherlock2010

Sherlock Holmes:
See you've written up the taxi driver case. A Study in Pink. Nice.

Dr. John Watson:
Well, you know, pink lady, pink case, pink phone. There was a lot of pink. Did you like it?

Sherlock Holmes:
Um. No.

Dr. John Watson:
Why not? I thought you'd be flattered?

Sherlock Holmes:
Flattered? "Sherlock sees through everything and everyone in seconds, what's incredible though is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things".

Dr. John Watson:
Now hang on a minute, I didn't mean...

Sherlock Holmes:
Oh, you mean spectacularly ignorant in a nice way. Look, it doesn't matter to me who's prime minister, or who's sleeping with who...

Dr. John Watson:
[quietly] Or whether the Earth goes round the Sun.

Sherlock Holmes:
Oh God that again. It's not important.

Dr. John Watson:
Not important? It's primary school stuff. How can you not know that?