Sherlock2010

Sherlock Holmes:
What the hell are YOU doing here?

DI Lestrade:
Oh. Nice to see you, too. I'm on holiday, would you believe?

Sherlock Holmes:
No, I wouldn't.

DI Lestrade:
Hello, John.

Dr. John Watson:
Greg.

DI Lestrade:
I heard you were in the area. What are you up to? You after this Hound of Hell, like on the telly?

Sherlock Holmes:
I'm waiting for an explanation, Inspector. Why are you here?

DI Lestrade:
I've told you. I'm on holiday.

Sherlock Holmes:
You're brown as a nut! You're clearly just BACK from your holidays.

DI Lestrade:
Maybe I'd fancied another one.

Sherlock Holmes:
Oh, this is Mycroft, isn't it?

DI Lestrade:
Now, look...

Sherlock Holmes:
Of course it is. One mention of Baskerville and he sends down my "handler" to... to spy on me, incognito. Is that why you're calling yourself "Greg?"

Dr. John Watson:
That's his name!

Sherlock Holmes:
Is it?

DI Lestrade:
Yes... if you'd ever bother to find out. Look, I'm not your handler, and I don't just do what your brother tells me.