Sherlock2010

[as Sherlock and John are handcuffed together]

Sherlock Holmes:
Hmm. Bit awkward, this.

Dr. John Watson:
There's no one to bail us.

Sherlock Holmes:
I was thinking more about our imminent and daring escape.

Police Dispatcher:
All units to 2-7.

Dr. John Watson:
[to Sherlock] What?

[Sherlock triggers a police radio, causing feedback in all the uniformed officers' microphones. As the nearest one yanks his earpiece out, Sherlock grabs his gun and backs away from everyone]

Sherlock Holmes:
Ladies and gentlemen, will you all please get onto your knees?

[No one moves; he fires twice into the air]

Sherlock Holmes:
*Now* would be good!

DI Lestrade:
Do as he says!

Dr. John Watson:
This's just so you're aware, the gun is his idea. I-I'm just, uh, you know...

Sherlock Holmes:
[pointing the gun at John] My hostage!

Dr. John Watson:
"Hostage," yes, that works. That works. So what now?

Sherlock Holmes:
Doing what Moriarty wants; becoming a fugitive. Run.