Sherlock2010

Kitty Reilly:
I'm a big fan.

Sherlock Holmes:
Evidently.

Kitty Reilly:
I read your cases, follow them all. Sign my shirt, would you?

[unzips her jacket to reveal her cleavage]

Sherlock Holmes:
There are two types of fans.

Kitty Reilly:
Oh?

Sherlock Holmes:
Catch me before I kill again. Type A.

Kitty Reilly:
Uh-huh. What's type B?

Sherlock Holmes:
Your bedroom's just a taxi ride away.

Kitty Reilly:
Hmm. Guess which one I am?

Sherlock Holmes:
[looks her up and down] Neither.

Kitty Reilly:
Really?

Sherlock Holmes:
No, you're not a fan at all. Those marks on your forearm - edge of a desk. You've been typing in a hurry, probably - pressure on, facing a deadline.

Kitty Reilly:
That all?

Sherlock Holmes:
And there's a smudge of ink on your wrist, and a bulge in your left jacket pocket.

Kitty Reilly:
Bit of a giveaway?

Sherlock Holmes:
The smudge is deliberate. It's to see if I'm as good as they say I am.

[Smells her arm]

Sherlock Holmes:
Hmm. Oil-based, used in newspaper print, but drawn on with an index finger. Your finger.

Kitty Reilly:
Hmm.

Sherlock Holmes:
Journalist. Unlikely you get your hands dirty at the press. You put that there to test me.

Kitty Reilly:
Wow! I'm liking you.

Sherlock Holmes:
You mean I'd make a great feature - "Sherlock Holmes, the man beneath the hat".