Sherlock2010

Sherlock Holmes:
Basically, it's a cute smile to the bride's side, a cute smile to the groom's side, and then the rings.

Pageboy:
No.

Sherlock Holmes:
And you have to wear the outfit.

Pageboy:
No.

Sherlock Holmes:
You really do have to wear the outfit.

Pageboy:
What for?

Sherlock Holmes:
Grownups like that sort of thing.

Pageboy:
Why?

Sherlock Holmes:
I don't know. I'll ask one.

Pageboy:
You're a detective.

Sherlock Holmes:
Yep.

Pageboy:
Have you solved any murders?

Sherlock Holmes:
Sure. Loads.

Pageboy:
Can I see?

Sherlock Holmes:
Yeah, all right.

Pageboy:
What's all that stuff in his eye?

Sherlock Holmes:
Maggots.

Pageboy:
Cool.