Shining Time Station1989

Mr. Conductor:
[having appeared in place of the machine's model; in a haunting voice] What do you want, El Schemo?

Schemer:
AHH! It's - it's a talking machine!... Well, what do you know about that?... Tell us a future, O Talking Machino.

Mr. Conductor:
You cannot see the future. Nor can I. No one can see the future.

Schemer:
[desperately] It's a machine that has a sense of humor; it's joking; I appreciate a sense of humor. Let us all laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha!

Mr. Conductor:
You told these people lies to get their money. Shame on you.

Schemer:
Well, I made, uh... I made a few guesses that didn't work out so well, but...

Mr. Conductor:
You twisted around my messages. Your predictions are all wrong. You are a phony.

Schemer:
NO! NO! What about-what about Ginny's tomatoes, Ginny's tomatoes!

Mr. Conductor:
Are you kidding? That was a coincidence. [disappears]