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Richard Hendricks:
You know, this Patakian guy is definitely on some end of some spectrum, but he is a full-stack engineer. I mean, I'm sold. Jared, what do you think?

Donald 'Jared' Dunn:
Well, he's qualified and he definitely seemed interested. It's a programmer's market right now. I think if we like him, we should pursue him aggressively. My only concern here, and it's a small one, um, he's also named Jared. Will it be confusing with two Jareds? If we hire him, I can always go back to my real name Donald.

Bertram Gilfoyle:
No, that's too big a hassle. We'll just go with "Other Jared".

Dinesh Chugtai:
OJ, for short.

Donald 'Jared' Dunn:
I know a name is just a sound somebody makes when they need you, but shouldn't this much-newer Jared be "other Jared"?

Bertram Gilfoyle:
You should be flattered. OJ Simpson is one of the most recognizable people on the face of the planet.