Silver Spoons1982

Ricky Stratton:
Dad, can I ask you a question?

Edward Stratton III:
Please.

Ricky Stratton:
I really wanted to see that movie tonight. Does that make me a... um, you know, a bad person?

Edward Stratton III:
No son, it makes you a curious person. And it's perfectly normal, after all it was only a few months ago I told you about the birds and the bees, and it's perfectly normal you might actually want to see... a bird, with a... with a, bee.

Ricky Stratton:
This movie had a Venusian nurse, and a doctor, except I don't think he was a real doctor.

Edward Stratton III:
Oh?

Ricky Stratton:
He had a battleship tattooed on his chest.