Sledge Hammer!1986

[Hammer sneaks into the student records room of the School of Elvis Impersonators and looks under the file "Grads '86" when Mr. Yamamoto opens the door and turns on the lights]

Yamamoto:
You're not supposed to be in here! This is the student records room. Private! I'm calling police.

Sledge Hammer:
Hold on, friend. I am the police.

[Pulls out badge]

Sledge Hammer:
Inspector Sledge Hammer. I'm on an investigation.

Yamamoto:
Investigation?

Sledge Hammer:
So maybe you can help me. Can you think of any past students who might have... I don't know... acted, sort of... strangely?

Yamamoto:
Yes, all of them!

Sledge Hammer:
Can you think of one who might have resorted to... murder?

Yamamoto:
I'm not answering any more questions.

[Points to the door]

Yamamoto:
Leave! Right now! I want to get off in time to watch "Mr. Belvedere."

Sledge Hammer:
I guess somebody has to.