Smallville2001

[Clark and Lois walk into the jewelry store while pretending to be a couple]

Lois Lane:
A smile now and then wouldn't kill you.

Clark Kent:
They're in short supply, Lois. I wouldn't want to waste one.

Jeweler:
May I help you?

Lois Lane:
Well, we are finally out ring shopping. Who's the luckiest girl in the world?... I am!

Clark Kent:
Some friends of ours said that your store is the best place in town to find engagement rings.

Jeweler:
Is there a certain piece that you would like to see?

Lois Lane:
Well... How about this one, Pumpkin?

Clark Kent:
Anything you want, Muffin. [to the jeweler] Must be great seeing so many happy couples come through here every day.

Jeweler:
Certainly is. It's very fulfilling helping to solidify the bond between husband and wife. [pointing to the ring Clark is holding] Excellent craftsmanship, a perfect circle, no beginning and no end. Try it on and see how it looks.

Lois Lane:
[Lois holds out her hand, but Clark just stares at the ring] Don't get stage fright, Poodle. You're going to have to do this center stage in front of a packed house sooner than you think. [to the jeweler] He has performance anxiety.

Jeweler:
Would you look at that! A perfect fit.

Oliver Queen:
[entering] What are you two doing here?

[Clark and Lois exchange nervous glances]

Lois Lane:
Oliver... didn't you get the invitation yet?

Oliver Queen:
Invitation to what?

Lois Lane:
[to Clark] Tell him, Cupcake.

Clark Kent:
Lois and I are... we're getting married.

Oliver Queen:
[laughs, then realizes Clark is serious] You're just full of surprises lately, aren't you, Clark?

Lois Lane:
I know, right? I mean we've been friends for so long, um, but we just had this one magical night, and we couldn't deny our feelings any longer.

Oliver Queen:
[to Clark] Is this true?

Clark Kent:
I'm afraid so.

Lois Lane:
[as Clark pushes her out the door] See you at the wedding!