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Lois Lane:
When my mother died, my dad had two girls he didn't know how to deal with, so he did what every good military leader would do. He instituted a chain of command, and I reported to him...

Clark Kent:
Lucy reported to you.

Lois Lane:
Yeah. Takes sibling rivalry to a whole new level. I had to make sure she had three square meals, got to school, did her homework.

Clark Kent:
You became her mother.

Lois Lane:
Yeah, except I was... not prepared. I used to give her advice like, uh, you know, "don't kiss a boy or you're gonna get pregnant" and yeah, maybe she had a few more chores than most kids.

Clark Kent:
Is that why she decided to go to boarding school?

Lois Lane:
Uh... heh, unlike your family, there was no discussion. You know, when the General gives an order, you're expected to carry it out.

Clark Kent:
Whoa. Sounds kind of harsh.

Lois Lane:
Trust me, Lucy got the better end of the deal. I mean, don't get me wrong, she totally deserves it. But I... I guess there was just a part of me that was always jealous she got out and I didn't.