Smallville2001

Clark Kent:
Lois, I don't think Jor-El did what he did for you to get ahead at the office.

Lois Lane:
Clark, we were able to cover our deadline for the wedding day, the day after the wedding day and the day after the day after the wedding day. Look, I know it's hard go all four-alarm fire on this thing, but Jor-El's intentions might have been good.

Clark Kent:
You can't honestly believe that. By taking away my powers, he's made me vulnerable, and you...

Lois Lane:
Like 800% more awesome then yesterday?

[Lois types super fast on her computer, the keyboard snaps in half]

Lois Lane:
Okay, maybe 700% more. Maybe Jor-El wanted me to know what it felt like to be you.

Clark Kent:
I'm not so sure, Lois. In his own warped way, I think he's trying to tell us something about our relationship.

Lois Lane:
We're as bulletproof as your - *my* skin.